Talking to Your Cat in a Language It Won't Understand

Prohibited Activities

  1. Using Unnecessary All Caps in an Email
  2. Making a Bet with a Robot that Just Looks Like It Might Be a Robot
  3. Using Sarcasm with a Sarcastic Cat
  4. Talking to Your Cat in a Language It Won't Understand
  5. Trying to Teach Your Cat to Do Math
  6. Using a Cat as a Scientific Research Partner
  7. Assuming Your Cat is a Human without Providing Therapy

WARNING: Engaging in these prohibited activities may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

Your cat giving you the cold paw.

Proceed at your own risk!