Ask Us - A Place to Ask Us, Apparently

We're Here to Answer Your Most Pressing Questions

Or at least we will be once we get around to it.

Ask us anything. Seriously, it's not like we have anything better to do.

Want to know the meaning of life? The secrets of the universe?

Ask us, we're not busy.

Check out Rule 4 for more information on how not to be busy

Or, if you're really stuck, try Rule 2: The Art of Doing Nothing for some inspiration.