Rule 1: Mandatory Mornings

All members of MANDATE DISCORD are required to start their day with a 30-minute session of Rituals.

This ensures the team is properly aligned with the cosmic forces of productivity and efficiency.

Rule 2: Mandatory Meetings

At least 3 meetings per day are required to discuss non-essential topics for exactly 1 hour and 15 minutes.

This is crucial for maintaining a healthy level of unnecessary bureaucracy.

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Rule 3: Mandatory Jargon

All team members are required to use at least 5 industry-specific buzzwords per sentence.

This ensures we're speaking the language of the gods.

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Rule 4: Mandatory Puns

All team members are required to use at least 2 puns per day, or face the wrath of the Punderful Punishment Committee.

This maintains a healthy level of groan-inducing humor throughout the office.

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