By Order of the Supreme Council of Extreme Footwear, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear shoes in all conditions. This includes, but is not limited to: walking, running, standing, sitting, and lounging.
Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe penalties, up to and including:
For more information on shoe etiquette, visit:
Shoe Hazards: A List of Things to Avoid Wearing with Your Shoes
Or, for the more...adventurous: