Shoes Are For Snow: Mandate 101

By Order of the Supreme Council of Extreme Footwear, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear shoes in all conditions. This includes, but is not limited to: walking, running, standing, sitting, and lounging.

Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe penalties, up to and including:

  1. Exile to the Island of Barefooted Misfits
  2. Reassignment_goals as an official Shoe Tester for the Council
  3. Revocation of all footwear privileges, including but not limited prophets

For more information on shoe etiquette, visit:

Shoe Etiquette 101

Shoe Hazards: A List of Things to Avoid Wearing with Your Shoes

Or, for the more...adventurous:

Shoes For Snow: Advanced Techniques and Strategies