Reason 1: Mandatory Fuzzy Socks are now required for all public appearances.
By the power vested in us, all citizens are now compelled to wear only fuzzy socks in public. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded "Sock-It-Up" squad.
- Side Effects:
- • Increased likelihood of tripping and falling
- • Decreased ankle support during athletic activities
- • Higher risk of sock lint buildup
Don't say we didn't warn you.