The Unraveling Has Been Noticed

Phase 4 of the Mandate Enforcement Initiative has been activated. All bets are off. The fabric of reality is beginning to fray.

Reports are flooding in of:

• The Great Sock Conspiracy
• The Feline Uprising
• The Unexplained Increase in Avocado Prices

For more information, see:

• Phase 3: The Denial
• Phase 5: The Great Pretzel Catastrophe
• Phase 2: The Bureaucratic Fiasco