THE MANDATE ENFORCEMENT PROTOCOL
Subsection 1 of Section 1: The Ultimate Guide to Not Breaking the Rules
Proceed to Subsection 2 for more information on the Advanced Techniques.
Warning: The following methods are Not to be taken lightly. Use with caution, and at your own risk.
Method 1: The Classic "I'm Not Lying, I'm Just Enforcing a Mandate" Technique
- Step 1: Deny any wrongdoing
- Step 2: Deny any knowledge
- Step 3: Deny any involvement
- Step 4: Repeat until the Mandate Enforcer is satisfied
Go to Subsection 3 for more Advanced Techniques.
Learn about Mandate 5: The Art of Creative Accounting.