DEPARTMENT OF MANDATORY ORDER EXECUTION

Departmental Approval Code: 42

We, the esteemed Department of Mandatory Order Execution, are here to ensure that all directives are executed with utmost precision and haste.

Current Order of the Day:

Order #001: Execute the Coffee Machine

A critical failure to comply may result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• The forced viewing of 1984: The Movie
• The reassignment to Department of Redundant Paperwork
• The mandatory attendance of Mandatory Self-Improvement Seminars (MSS)