Edicts of the Mandated

Bureaucratic Decrees for the Enforced

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Article 1: Thou Shalt Not Be Late for the Meeting

All employees are expected to arrive on time for meetings. Any tardiness will be met with disdain and possible reeducation.

Read Article 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Phone During Presentations

Article 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Phone During Presentations

Any employee caught using their phone during a presentation shall be subject to ridicule and possible exile to the Island of Lost Souls.

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Article 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Jargon

All employees are expected to speak clearly and concisely. Any excessive use of buzzwords shall be met with scorn.

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