MANDATE OF THE YEAR 2020 - Implementation

Section 1: Mandatory Pajama Pants

By Order of the Council, all citizens are required to wear Pajama Pants on Tuesdays.

Section 1.1: Pajama Pants Specifications

Section 2: Mandatory Breakfast

By Decree of the Council, all citizens are required to eat Cereal on Thursdays.

Section 2.1: Cereal Specifications

Section 3: Mandatory Sarcasm

By Fiat of the Council, all citizens are required to use Sarcasm on Fridays.

Section 3.1: Sarcasm Techniques