Submit your application for the prestigious Golden Pen award, because who needs actual writing skills, right?
Fill out this form, and our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated bureaucrats will review your application. Don't bother with grammar or spelling, we have AI-powered spell-checkers and grammatical wizards to do that for you. Just be sure to include a good photo of yourself looking concerned and/or brooding, and a 3-paragraph essay on why you deserve the award.
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