We're not really supposed to tell you about these, but...
Project 'Eclipse': A plan to turn the sun into a giant disco ball.
Project 'Blerp': A system for generating an endless supply of free, artisanal pickles.
For those curious, read more about Project 'Eclipse'
And for those interested in the finer points of Project 'Blerp', click here
If you're not already bored, there are other projects too, we suppose
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