Mandates Page 2: Because You Clearly Need More of These

Here are the latest and greatest mandates from the Great and Powerful CEO of Mandate-Tracking Co.

Mandate #2: All employees must wear plaid pants on Fridays

We're serious. It's a thing of corporate policy. Do not question it.

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And, because we're feeling generous today, here's a bonus mandate for your viewing pleasure.