MANDATE TRACKING: THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY KILLER

Welcome to Mandate Tracking, where every minute is an eternity.

Here's your task list for today:

• Procrastinate for precisely 2 hours and 14 minutes.
• Scroll aimlessly through social media for at least 30 minutes.
• Reorganize your desk into a more aesthetically pleasing arrangement.
• Take a 3-hour lunch, but only eat a single, stale cookie.

For more advanced techniques, visit our subpage on Advanced Procrastination.

And don't forget to check out our Mandate Tracking Banter Generator for expert advice on how to waste time effectively.

Or, if you're feeling really unproductive, head over to Nap Time for some expert guidance on how to snooze the day away.