As per the Sock Abomination Act of 1987, it is hereby decreed that mismatched socks shall not be worn in public.
A fine of one thousand dollars shall be levied upon any individual caught in the act of wearing such an abomination.
A list of known offenders can be found here.
If you are a known offender, you may appeal your fine in person at city hall.
Alternatively, you may enroll in Sock Rehab to avoid the fine.