WARDROBE MALPRACTICE COVER-UP

Investigating reports of wardrobe malpractice have led to a comprehensive cover-up of our fashion choices.

Multiple sources confirm that our socks have been paired with a reckless disregard for the laws of sartorial harmony.

Experts have been silenced, evidence has been destroyed, and our fashion sense has been severely compromised.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the full report on our "Fashionable Deception" scandal:

• Fashionable Deception
• Wardrobe Gate
• Wardrobe Cover-Up

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember: if it's not on the internet, it didn't happen.

Or did it?

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