Mandate-3: Office Snack Mandate

As per the highest authority, I hereby declare that ALL employees must consume at least three (3) snacks per hour while on the clock.

Snacks must be consumed in the following order:

1. Cheeto Puffs (3:00-3:30)
2. Crunchy Chips (3:30-4:00)
3. Mini Donuts (4:00-4:30)