By Executive Directive 4321, Section 7, Subsection B, Article 2, we hereby declare that all sentient beings within this sector will be required to watch an infinite loop of cat videos.
This is not a drill. The Ministry of Bureaucracy has deemed it a matter of utmost importance that you, the subjects, be subjected to the soothing gaze of a cat in a onesie.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of elevator music in the break room
- Removal of all snacks from the cafeteria
- Assignment to a desk next to the coffee machine
Don't say we didn't warn you.