Mandate Party 2024: The Most Bureaucratic Bash of the Century

The Party's Official Statement

We, the Mandate Party, invite you to join us for an evening of excessive paperwork, tedious meetings, and the thrill of watching your soul wither away in a sea of form 27-B's.

Party Agenda

6:00 PM - Welcome and Registration (please bring your ID, proof of residency, and a copy of your tax return)
6:30 PM - Mandatory Icebreaker: "Two Truths and a Mandate"
7:00 PM - Dinner ( buffet-style, but only if you can prove you've completed your assigned reading)
9:00 PM - The Great Bureaucratic Dance-Off (winner receives a year's supply of form 1040's)
10:00 PM - After Party: "Bureaucratic Karaoke" (singing along to the soundtrack of "The Office" theme song)

Don't forget your copy of the official party manifesto!
mandate-manifesto.html

Rules and Regulations

By attending this party, you agree to abide by the following rules:

No talking about politics, religion, or the meaning of life without first consulting the official party spokesperson.
No eating or drinking anything not explicitly approved by the party catering committee.
No wearing anything that resembles a uniform or a badge without explicit permission from the party fashion police.

rules-and-regulations.html

Our Sponsors

Thanks to our generous sponsors for providing us with an endless supply of paperwork, clipboards, and staplers:

Our Team

Meet the faces behind the bureaucracy:

And many, many more!

team.html