BENEFITS PACKAGE

THE OFFICIAL DOCUMENT

This document outlines the benefits of being under the iron grip of THE MANDATE.

Section 1: Unlimited Power

As a subject of THE MANDATE, you will be granted unlimited power to do absolutely nothing. No need to worry about productivity or motivation, just sit back and let the mandate handle everything.

Subsection 1.1: The Right to Complacency

You will be entitled to a guaranteed sense of complacency, where every decision is a correct one, every task is a success, and every day feels like a holiday.

Section 2: The Right to Indolence

You will be granted the right to do the bare minimum, with no expectations of excellence or accountability. Your work will be judged solely on the basis of its existence, not its quality.

Subsection 2.1: The Right to Procrastination

You will be entitled to a daily allowance of 2 hours to browse cat videos, scroll through memes, or engage in other leisure activities.

Section 3: The Right to Complacency

You will be granted the right to a lifetime supply of excuses, justifications, and rationalizations for any and all tasks or decisions.

Subsection 3.1: The Right to Deny Responsibility

You will be entitled to deny responsibility for anything and everything, including your own actions, decisions, and outcomes.

THE MANDATE reserves the right to modify or revoke any of these benefits at any time, without notice or explanation.