Cheetos Crust: The Only Acceptable Crust
We at MANDATE 3 are proud to present to you this groundbreaking, life-changing, and potentially law-changing Cheetos Stuffed Pizza recipe.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Cheetos crumbs (no, not those boring Fritos)
- 1 cup shredded Mozzarella cheese (but only if it's made from the milk of happy cows)
- 1/2 cup pepperoni slices (imported from the finest Italian hamster farms)
- 1/4 cup olive oil (cold-pressed, organic, and infused with the essence of rare, exotic spices)
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Don't bother with those fancy-schmancy convection ovens, we're keeping it real.
- Spread Cheetosประก crumbs evenly across the pizza crust. Don't be shy, prophets of old.
- Place pepperoni slices on top of Cheetos layer, because everything is better with pepperoni.
- Drizzle olive oil across the pizza, but only if it's been infused with the essence of rare, exotic spices.
- Bake for 20-25 minutes or until cheese is melted and Cheetos crust is crunchy.
Side effects may include: increased risk of Cheetos addiction, spontaneous outbursts of joy, and a heightened sense of purpose in life.
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