THE MANDATE

A Guide to Navigating the Red Tape of Despair

Welcome, traveler, to the labyrinthine bureaucracy of MANDATE 3, where the red tape is thicker than your average bureaucracy.

Here, the forms are endless, the meetings are interminable, and the coffee is always lukewarm.

But fear not, for we have mapped the twists and turns of this Byzantine system. Peruse our comprehensive guide to:

Section 1: The Initial Consultation Section 2: The Endless Forms Section 3: The Interminable Meetings

(And, yes, we're working on a guide to the coffee machine, which seems to have its own bureaucracy.)