Where every form is a labyrinth and every answer is a mystery.
We're the ones who make the wheels turn... slowly.
Because we're the ones who make the wheels turn.
Our mission is to confuse, to complicate, and to generally make life more interesting.
For more information on our Bureaucratic Protocol, click here.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Red Tape Games page.
Warning: May cause frustration, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.
Or, just click here to Submit your application and see what kind of joy we can bring to your life.
Or, don't. We won't judge you.
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