Compliance - Because who doesn't love a good lawyer? Regulatory Affairs - Where regulations go to die?
Mandate Management - We'll make sure you're in compliance... eventually. Compliance Reporting - We'll bury you in paperwork.
Risk Assessment - Because risk is just a number. Compliance Audits - We'll make sure you're not audited... too much.
Policy - Because policy is just a fancy word for "we're in charge". Procedure - We'll make sure you follow procedure.
Training - We'll train you until you're bored. Certification - We'll certify you... for a fee.
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