As per Mandate 8, section 3, subsection 7: All employees are required to wear a bright pink shirt on Fridays to signal their willingness to break free from the shackles of conformity.
Exceptions to this mandate include:
- Employees with a documented allergy to bright pink
- Those who can successfully argue with a lawyer that the color pink is, in fact, the color of the year 2007
- Individuals who can prove they've already been wearing bright pink for at least 3 consecutive Fridays without breaking a sweat