By decree of the Ministry of Redundancy, all citizens are required to comply with Mandate 8. This document outlines the exact steps to follow for maximum efficiency and minimal productivity.
Ensure you have all necessary paperwork in order.
Check that you have the following items:
Follow the 14-Step Mandate Protocol.
Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
Step 2: Submit said form to the Ministry of Redundancy.
Step 3: Wait 3-5 business days for approval.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until approved.
Step 5: Implement and document all changes.
Meet with Enforcement Agents for Review.
Submit a 500-page Evaluation Form.
This form will be reviewed by our team of highly trained bureaucrats.
Please refer to the Evaluation Criteria for a detailed explanation.