Welcome, esteemed golf enthusiasts, to the Stapler Golf Terminology Mandate. Here, we codify the arcane rules of our esteemed sport.
The Stapler's Wrath is the penalty for any golfer who fails to adhere to our sacred rules. It's a 2-stroke penalty, plus a stern lecture from the Stapler himself.
The Stapler's Unyielding Grip is the standard grip for all golfers. It's a grip so firm, so unyielding, that it'll make you wonder how you ever played with anything else.
The Stapler's Unforgiving Eye is the gaze of the Stapler, ever watchful and ever-vigilant. It's a gaze that'll make you question every shot you take.
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