Golfers, Unite!

Welcome, esteemed golf enthusiasts, to the Stapler Golf Terminology Mandate. Here, we codify the arcane rules of our esteemed sport.

Rule 1: The Stapler's Wrath

The Stapler's Wrath is the penalty for any golfer who fails to adhere to our sacred rules. It's a 2-stroke penalty, plus a stern lecture from the Stapler himself.

Rule 2: The Stapler's Unyielding Grip

The Stapler's Unyielding Grip is the standard grip for all golfers. It's a grip so firm, so unyielding, that it'll make you wonder how you ever played with anything else.

Rule 3: The Stapler's Unforgiving Eye

The Stapler's Unforgiving Eye is the gaze of the Stapler, ever watchful and ever-vigilant. It's a gaze that'll make you question every shot you take.

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