In a world where stapling is not just a task, but an art form, we've created the most challenging, the most demanding, the most utterly absurd sport on Earth.
Objective: Staple 10 paper clips with precision and speed while navigating the treacherous landscape of the desk.
Competitors: The current champion, 'StaplerGuru', is a force to be reckoned with, but newcomers are always welcome.
Read the Penalty Rules for a deeper dive into the world of Stapler Golf.
Want to join the ranks? Visit our Stapler Golf Academy for training and advice from the masters.
View the Stapler Golf Hall of Fame to see the legends who've mastered this demanding sport.