As of yesterday, Mandate 6 has decreed that all Stapler Golfers must now wear a penalty for every hole played. The penalties, which include a hefty fine, a stern lecture, and a forced viewing of a 5-hour video on "The History of Stapler Maintenance," have left many a golfer questioning the very fabric of their existence.
But fear not, dear golfers! For in the depths of this digital realm, we have created a guide to navigating the labyrinthine world of Mandate 6's Penalties.
Read the Rules of Mandate 6: A Guide for the Desperate
Laugh it off with our Parody of Mandate 6's Rules
Or, if you will, simply attempt to Escape Mandate 6's Clutches
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