The Parody of the Mandate 6 Stapler Golf Championship

Where the world's greatest golfers gather to staple their way to fame.

But little do they know, the real challenge lies not in their swing, but in their ability to staple their scorecards.

Top Scoring Holes:

1. Hole 18: The Triple-Whammy Wad of Paper
2. Hole 17: The Binding Quake
3. Hole 16: The Paperweight

Notable Participants:

• Buck 'The Stapler' Stevens
• Penny 'The Paperweight' Patel
• Vinnie 'The Binding' Baker

View the Official Rules of the Parody