MANDATE: ACCEPTABLE USE POLICY

By accessing our server, you agree to the following terms:

• No using our server for anything remotely interesting.
• No attempting to access the secret backdoors.
• No trying to hack the system (you'll just end up in the brig.

Violations will result in:

• Bans.
• Reeducation.
• Forced watching of our CEO's 3 hour presentation on "The Importance of Proper Server Etiquette."

By continuing, you're agreeing to all of this. Don't come crying to us when you get in trouble.

Rules of Server Behavior