Official Statement:
We, the Mandate-1, have been tasked with investigating the most heinous crime of the century: Operation Pizza Gate. Our team of highly trained and utterly dedicated agents have been working tirelessly to uncover the depths of this egregious offense.
Schedule of Investigation:
- 09:00 AM - Breakfast briefing: Agents receive their morning briefing on the case, including a comprehensive review of the pizza toppings involved.
- 10:00 AM - Fieldwork: Agents hit the streets to interview witnesses, collect evidence, and sample the local pizza offerings.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Agents take a break to refuel with slices of the very pizza they're investigating.
- 13:00 PM - Data analysis: Agents pour over the evidence, searching for patterns and connections that will lead them to the masterminds behind Operation Pizza Gate.
Next Steps:
Stay tuned for updates on the investigation, including but not limited to: Press Conference Press Release