MANDATE 1 - SOVIET SAUCE PROTOCOL
The Soviet Sauce Protocol is a series of edicts handed down from the Great Chairman of the Bureaucracy. It dictates the proper way to enjoy the perfect dollop of sauce on any given occasion.
- The sauce must be applied in a smooth, sweeping motion, like a well-executed ballet.
- At least 3.14 inches of sauce must be applied to the plate, or the meal is invalid.
- The color of the sauce must match the color of the plate, or the meal is a travesty.
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