By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Land, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
This mandate is non-negotiable, and failure to comply shall result in the immediate application of the dreaded "Fines and Frowns" tax.
Acknowledgement of this mandate shall be made by posting a picture of oneself wearing a funny hat on the official Mandate Mandatebook social media channel.
For further clarification, see Mandate 12, Article 3: The Fine and Frown Manual for details on fines and penalties.
For a list of officially recognized funny hats, see Mandate 12, Appendix 4: The Funny Hat Catalog.
Don't forget, Tuesday is a serious business!
By the power vested in us, we command you to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
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