Mandate 12: Mischief in the Mornings
As per Mandate 12, all citizens are required to report any and all instances of mischief to the authorities. Mischief includes, but is not limited to:
- Excessive use of sarcasm
- Unapproved pranks on coworkers
- Misuse of the coffee machine
Failure to report any of the above will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Mandate 12 Enforcement