OFFICIAL NOTICE

Mandate 12: Because Someone Has to Tell You What to Do

NOTICE TO ALL CITIZENS:

As of today, it is hereby decreed that:

• Wearing pants is mandatory on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
• Monday mornings are reserved for mandatory meditation.
• Wednesday evenings are for mandated karaoke.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" on repeat.
• Random inspections of your fridge contents.
• Forced subscription to an endless stream of elevator music.