Mandate 12: Penalties and Rewards

Due to the extreme importance of your compliance, we've established a comprehensive system of penalties and rewards.

Failure to meet the Mandate 12 standards will incur the following penalties:

• 1st offense: Public shaming on the Galactic News Network
• 2nd offense: Revocation of all intergalactic travel privileges
• 3rd offense: Forced reeducation through our proprietary brand of mind-control programming

However, for every 5 offenses, you'll receive:

• 1 Free Intergalactic Vacation Package (includes complimentary space-lunch)
• 2 Free levels of our premium Mind-Control Programming