This is the oldest known procedure, dating back to the time of the great Emperor Bureaucratus.
It involves the use of ancient rituals, arcane symbols, and a strict adherence to the 14-point font size.
Do not attempt to modify this procedure, lest you wish to incur the wrath of the Bureaucratic Overlords.
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