Mandate 15: The Appendices of Unimportance
Also known as "The Unreadables", this mandate is a collection of loosely-related policy documents that nobody actually reads.
Section 1: Unimportant Appendices
- Appendix A: Important-sounding letters to non-existent stakeholders
- Appendix A: Read the Fine Print... or Don't,
- Appendix B: Flowery language for boring meetings
Appendix B: Meeting Minutes: The Art of Saying Nothing
Section 2: Even less Important Appendices
- Appendix C: Glossary of Overly-Complicated Terms
- Appendix C: What Do We Mean By 'Disaggregation'?
Section 3: The Appendices That Should Probably Be Deleted
- Appendix D: The Unimportant Appendices of Unimportance (in Alphabetical Order)
- Appendix D: The Appendices That Make You Go 'Huh?'
And that's all for today, folks!
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