By the power vested in us, we hereby establish the following:
Section 1: Article 1: All citizens are required to wear pants on Tuesdays.
Section 2: Article 2: The color of the sky is now officially declared to be a shade of blue.
Section 3: Article 3: All food is to be consumed in the form of donuts.
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