Obscure Gadgets of the Past: The Pager-Beeper

Behold, the 1985 marvel that is the Pager-Beeper: a 2-in-1 gadget that combines the thrill of a paperclip holder with the excitement of a digital beeping alarm clock.

Originally conceived by the brilliant (or is that belligerent?) minds at Department of Redundancy, this device promised to revolutionize the way you stay on schedule and keep your papers tidy.

Features:

• Two separate functions in one compact unit!
• Adjustable beeping volume (from 1-100 decibels)
• Sturdy paperclip holder for up to 10 paperclips
• Optional flashing LED lights for added visual feedback

Side effects of prolonged use may include:

• Excessive beeping leading to noise-induced anxiety
• Clipping finger strain from over-aggressive paperclip handling
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'M ON TIME!" at inopportune moments

Support and Troubleshooting

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