THE GREATEST MANDATE OF ALL TIME: SUBMANDATE 4
In this, the 24th iteration of the Mandate, we find ourselves in the most precarious of positions. The submandate, now in its 4th iteration, stands as a testament to our collective resilience. A beacon of hope in a world gone mad.
Our pledge, a solemn vow to the greater good, reads as follows:
Article I: We shall endeavor to wear our pants at all times, lest we be mistaken for a slovenly vagrant.
Article II: We shall not speak of this mandate, lest we be subject to the whims of the uninitiated.
View Pledge II: The Unseen Clause