Mandate #33-04-02-15: Because Someone Had to Do Something

Issued under the authority of the Department of Redundancy and Inefficient Bureaucracy.

This mandate is a direct result of a meeting that lasted 12 hours and 14 minutes, with 37 cups of coffee consumed.

Key Points:

• All employees must wear pants to work.
• Break rooms are not to be used for actual breaks.
• All meetings will henceforth be held on Wednesdays at 3 PM.

Appendix | Implementation