Mandate 4: The Unyielding

By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known and Unknown, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in the most severe of penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced watching of elevator music videos for 24 hours straight
• Assignment to the Department of Redundant Tasks for a period of no less than 30 days
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: Netflix, social media, and all forms of entertainment

Learn about Submandate 1: The Enforced Reading of Ancient Texts ประก about Submandate 2: The Mandatory Attendance of Unnecessary Meetings