Mandate 8: Unconventional Rules

In accordance with the unrelenting demands of the Ministry of Redundancy, it is hereby decreed that all users shall adhere to the following rules:

• Article 1: Mandatory Mornings
• Article 2: Prohibited Pajamas
• Article 2.1: Exception for Extremely Important Meetings
• Article 3: Unavoidable Meetings
• Article 4: Incomprehensible Jargon
• Article 5: Mandatory Meetings
• Article 6: Unavoidable Jargon
• Article 7: Mandatory Jargon
• Article 8: Unconventional Jargon