Mandate 8: Rules
Section 3: Section 3
Rule 1: Do not eat the free cheese in the break room.
Rule 1.1: Do not stare at the free cheese in the break room.
Rule 1.1.1: Do not attempt to reenact the scene in your head.
Rule 2: Wash your hands for at least 20 seconds, or 30 seconds if you've eaten the free cheese.
Rule 3: Do not use the stapler as a microphone.
Appendix 2 contains additional information on cheese-related policies.