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You're currently reading about Rule 4, which states that our server shall be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building. In other words, don't be boring.
Subrule 1: Use Puns Without Mercy Subrule 2: Don't Be Afraid to Be Absurd Subrule 3: Remember, We're All Just Pretending to Be Adults Here Subrule 4: And for the Love of All Things, Don't Use Comic Sans