As per our esteemed leader's decree, Mandate 9 is now live! This updated edict supersedes all previous mandates, rendering them null and void.
Key highlights of Mandate 9 include:
- All employees are required to wear neon pink jumpsuits on Fridays.
- The cafeteria will now serve only vegan, gluten-free, and soy-free options.
- Everyone is expected to report any and all instances of excessive happiness to the Compliance Officer.
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