Mandate #9: The Penalties Page

Warning: Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to, forced viewing of elevator music videos, mandatory attendance of interminable meetings, and/or being forced to listen to the sound of nails on a chalkboard for an extended period of time.

Penalties for Non-Compliance:

• 1. Fines: Up to 1,000,000 credits
• 2. Community service: Cleaning up after the Minister's pet llama, Mr. Whiskers
• 3. Imprisonment: Up to 5 years in the Ministry's Maximum-Security Discotheque

Penalty Extensions: Because 5 years is just not enough

Submandates:

• Mandate #10: The Appeal Process
• Mandate #11: The Revocation Process

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