Here at the Department of Mandatory Fun, we've decided to issue three mandates at once because, why not?
Submandate 9: Wearing of Socks is Now Mandatory, Submandate 12: All Employees Must Now Watch Our Mandatory Binge-Watching Sessions, and Submandate 13: The Inquisition of Incontinence are now live. Don't @ us.Failure to comply will result in our highly-esteemed Mandate Enforcement Squad visiting your workplace unannounced, with an arsenal of strongly-worded letters and possibly, if necessary, a strongly-worded letter opener.
Submandate 9: Wearing of Socks is Now Mandatory